news: apr 2005

Zippidy Do Dah
29 Apr 2005
The coolest zip code thingy I've ever seen. Check it out. Just type in any zip code and it'll show you where in the US it is.

Everybody Wang Chung Tonight
29 Apr 2005
I know, I know... stupid title. Couldn't think of anything. BellSouth still sucks so I get to work from home today. It's actually kind of nice sitting out on my patio plugging away at the ole' laptop. And it's both payday and Friday... something must be right with the world today.

A Day Worthy Of No News
28 Apr 2005
Unless you count me being completely aggravated by our local ISP going down and spending three hours on the phone with technical support. At least I caught a few rides after work albeit some small shore break it was nice to get back in the water.

Hump Day Boredom
27 Apr 2005
No waves and nothing to do after work but look for new places in the Boca-to-Boynton areas. As you may have noticed I've updated (or changed) a few pages here and there. The Delray Beach Cam was getting a little boring and not all that useful so I decided to change the "Surf Spots" page to a page of all of beaches I check regularly for surf instead. The Delray Beach Cam is still up, you can find it here. That and I tried to take on a sponsor (Busted Tees) to try and make a little dough. Doubt it will happen but hey, it was worth a shot. See what happens when I get bored?

Gotta Love These
27 Apr 2005
Jokes you can Wear!! Busted Tees - buy one dammit!

A Lot Of Work For A Little Fun
27 Apr 2005
Last night's surf session was was just that. A lot of work for a little fun. The wind chop was coming in from the south so at least I was able to work on my backside (surfing with my back to the wave) or turning right. According to Surfline tonight's expected wind swell will be no more than dribble. There goes that idea I guess.

A Quick Message
26 Apr 2005
Friends don't let friends...

Ground Swell Fell Flat
26 Apr 2005
Well, our little ground swell last night fell almost completely flat. It looks like we may have some wind chop over the next couple of days as the winds change direction and speed. Today and tomorrow have the best chances of seeing any surf so keep an eye on those web cams!

Mosh Guy
25 Apr 2005
When in doubt, pinky out.

Flat And Poor Conditions
25 Apr 2005
I'm so tired of reading that as the surf forecast! The weekend yielded no waves at all, none! Barely a ripple. It was a good weekend for lounging on the beach but no surf could be found anywhere in South Florida. The forecast for the upcoming week is just as depressing.

Another Interesting Weekend
25 Apr 2005
Barrie and her family invited me over for Passover Dinner this weekend and I must say, it was an interesting experience (since I'm not Jewish). Everything was going great, (good drinks, good food, conversation) up until  her little brother decided to spike the hookah with weed and get all of us stoned without telling us. After that, a creeping paranoia paralyzed me from almost everything else. Sneaky little bastard. Can't you imagine... me + stoned + 20 or so (mostly elderly) Jewish people as well as Barrie's Mom and Dad.

Where Are The Waves?!
22 Apr 2005
I think I'm going through withdrawal or something. I haven't been in the water all week and my long board is still in the shop (and will be until Tuesday). Makes me one grumpy person. Monday looks like our best bet for waves anywhere in the near future and it looks to be fair-poor conditions at that. Ugh, I miss my surf buddy, Diana, too. This sucks. At least it's Friday.

Boredom Strikes Again
22 Apr 2005
Yet another installment of images just added out of boredom. There hasn't been any waves since Monday so I dug through my laptop for some random recent images to throw up there. Take a look.

Whatever You Do, Don't Eat It
21 Apr 2005
On a lighter note, check out theSneeze.com's "Don't Eat It" section. Half zine. Half blog. Half not good with fractions.

Quick Rant: Driving in South Florida
21 Apr 2005
I can't stand these assholes. Well, Ok, I'm the asshole. At least I drive like I have some place to be. South Florida driving is a mix of the wondering elderly barely moving through the intersection, cell phone idiots who don't pay attention when changing lanes and people like me who want nothing more than to get around these people as soon as possible. This guy just followed me all the way to my house just to tell me I was an asshole. He said I cut him off though I was behind him and simply passed him on the right b/c he was on the phone and obviously not paying attention to the road. Who knows, maybe I am an asshole but it's your dumb ass who wasn't watching the road and paying more attention to your phone. So I startled you by whipping past you while you ever so slowly decided to change lanes (without signaling). Nah, fuck you buddy, you're the asshole!

Jaws.... With Bunnies
21 Apr 2005
Jaws in 30 seconds.... and reenacted by bunnies.

Music To Surf With
20 Apr 2005
Ha, check this out! now you can take your iPod out surfing with you. www.h2oaudio.com.

Surfer Fights Back Against Shark
20 Apr 2005
"Canberra, Australia - A surfer in Australia fought off a seven-foot shark with his board — and kept on surfing, a lifeguard said." Read the whole story here.

Major Repair
20 Apr 2005
Finally made it up to Nomad's yesterday to drop off my longboard for much needed repairs. Thanks for the help, Ryan.

Great Shot From The Weekend
19 Apr 2005
Had to snag this shot off of ShrimpCreole.com. A great Sunday shot.

Pumphouse Spring 05'
19 Apr 2005
Just a little quicktime of the Pumphouse tow-in event last weekend. And yes, that's Florida.

Gizoogle, yo!
19 Apr 2005
Gizoogle - Fo all you beotches who wanna find shiznit.

NicaSurf
19 Apr 2005
Check out Surfing Vacations and Surf Camps at Nicasurf International. They've got some good photos and info on surfing and vacationing in Nicaragua. Not a bad site either.

The Grill Master
18 Apr 2005
Once again I was on the grill, cooking up some raw meat at Dan and Mary's on Sunday night. A few rum and cokes, Coronas and a group of good people and you have a nice relaxing Sunday evening.

Weekend Surf Recap
18 Apr 2005
Well, the surf was definitely up yesterday in Delray. "4-7 ft. - shoulder high to 2 ft. overhead and good-epic conditions. Large overhead surf with clean conditions." is what surfline reported. Once you got out there they seemed MUCH bigger than that. I only had the balls to make one good drop and get creamed once I got on my feet.

Friday was a building day so I went to Boynton to avoid the wind chop. Right off the bat hit a rock and snapped off my center fin and causing much more damage to the fiberglass than initially detected. Shit.  So the long board is out of commission for a while. Saturday stopped down at Boca but the wind was kicking and the waves just weren't breaking right [mushy]. Sunday morning was just too big. Only the very advanced surfers could brave these. Most just sat on the outside in the chance that they could muster the courage to drop in on one, but most settled for medium sets as opposed to the bigger ones. The drift was so bad and the wind picked up it wasn't even worth staying out in the water.

Are You Ready To Begin?
15 Apr 2005
Just a few hours and the weekend will officially begin! Ooh, the excitement. I love Fridays. The waves should build throughout the day and may actually be able to catch a few appetizers after work today. Sunday still looks like THE day to hit the beach (even if there's a shot it may rain). C'mon 5 o'clock!

Lake Atlantic
14 Apr 2005
Ugh, the Atlantic looks like a big-ass lake today. This weekend is quickly shaping up to a doozey though. As far as news there's not much. Pacific Sunwear is having a sale, buy 2 get 1 free, on board shorts so I made the tedious trek down to the Boca Mall (hell) and picked up a few pairs. At least it wasn't crawling with the elderly.

Back to a Simpler Time
13 Apr 2005
Found this a few days ago. CollegeHumor.com has tons of photos, videos and goofy-ass stories to keep you amused and take you back to a simpler time in your life. Back when we spent more money on beer than food... College!

Sloppy
13 Apr 2005
If I had to describe the waves at Boynton yesterday, I'd say yeah, they were sloppy and un-organized. Still I caught about three little rides where Diana got a few more than I did. Looks like the next few days it gong to be flat as hell but everyone's keeping a very close eye on the weekend for sure.

Already Looking Forward to the Weekend
12 Apr 2005
I just checked out WetSand's forecast for the rest of the week and it looks like this weekend's gonna be kickin'. The surf begins on Saturday mid day and it looks to build throughout Sunday.

Today's looking kind of sloppy but Dan said it may get better. Still keeping an eye on the cams.

Where's Damien?
12 Apr 2005
Ha, I caught myself on Boca's beach cam! Can you find me, click here and see. A little hint: we're walking north (left) with surf boards under our arms. The picture shows me in front, then Diana and Mary just behind me both carrying white boards. For those who can't see us here's a zoomed version.

Fun Size Waves at Boca
12 Apr 2005
Last night's surf session was a much needed dip back in the ocean. The weekend proved flat for any and all surf activities. Hopefully we'll still have some remains to play with today but I'm not sure they'll survive the morning. We'll see.

Could it be?
11 Apr 2005
Looks like we may have some rideable surf later today. The rest of the week is looking almost dreadful so better get it while you can. I'll see you at Boca Raton Inlet! Delray Beach is still closed due to the beach dredging equipment. Bastards are screwing up my break.

Server Problems... again!
11 Apr 2005
Damn it, just what I want to deal with on a Monday morning. This is the 3rd time is as many weeks that my server has been down. I do apologize downtime. Believe me, I'm not happy about it.

Sin City
10 Apr 2005
Barrie and I made our way down to our local Muvico theater on Friday night to catch Sin City, a gritty, dark comic book-esque movie. The cinematography was outstanding. A good movie overall though I probably wouldn't buy it.

Dallas 362
8 Apr 2005
Wow, this looks like a good one. A little rough around the edges in that "Drug Store Cowboy" kind of way. Dallas 362, a film by Scott Caan. Dry, gritty, dark comedy with a little... ok, a lot of violence.

Surf Spots
8 Apr 2005
You may have noticed (or maybe not) that I changed the "Shop" to "Surf" in the above menu bar. I created a page with a fairly large graphic that shows you my favorite surf spots as well as links to their web cams. Well, most of them. Original maps from Google Maps - actually a pretty cool system.

Captain Zero
8 Apr 2005
Just started a book my buddy Dan lent me last night. The Search for Captain Zero - The story of a NY surfer in search of his long lost friend, Christopher, in central America. A good read so far.

Friday At Last
8 Apr 2005
A gloomy, rainy day in south Florida today. The first one in  a long time. Looks like I skipped out on a good day to surf last night in lieu of a nap and a trip to the gym. Ah well, you can't catch them all.

GoPro Hero Wrist Camera
7 Apr 2005
Just ordered on of these puppies for the trip to Costa Rica / Nicaragua. Should make for some cool water shots!

The Swami Surf Report
7 Apr 2005
Check this one out.

South Beach, Miami?
7 Apr 2005
South Beach Miami has waves today! Wow. Check out the cam. Looks a little crowded.

Surf Outlook
7 Apr 2005
Well, WetSand changed their swell model for the next few days. Now it looks like Monday won't be as good as I thought for surf but there is a small swell coming early next week. So all we can do is hope. The weekend is looking absolutely flat so get your fix in now.

Back On The Short Board
7 Apr 2005
And no, it's nothing like the short bus. Took my 6'5" Lost "Speed Demon" out last night for the first time in a while. It took me a while to get used to it again. After some clumsy drops I finally got the hang of it and scored quite a few nice little rides.

South Park
6 Apr 2005
Sorry guys, had to link this one. Found it online at GotWavs.com. I love that episode.

Boca's Got Wind Chop
6 Apr 2005
Just got the call from Dan. Looks like we've got some waist high wind chop and it should continue to build throughout the day. Looks like I'll be getting the shortboard out today! Back to Boca once again since Delray beach is closed due to sewage line repair.

Trying to keep the skills or at least get some
6 Apr 2005
I've been using my friend Dan's Indo Board for the past 6 months and love it. It rocks when it comes to balance training. Now that he's got a new place I've got to give it back [sigh] and buy my very own. Check this guy out... damn.

Boca South Beach
5 Apr 2005
Not a bad little spot. Caught a few cool little rides after work with Diana, Dan and Mary on my long board... up until the point when we saw a big shark swimming around us. He was about 6 ft, and needless to say we got the hell out of the water.

Busted Tees
5 Apr 2005
BustedTees.com comes out with some new shirts. Love this one. Laughed my ass off at this one (if you remember playing Oregon Trail you'll get it).

Skunked again
5 Apr 2005
Last nights' planned surf session was once again non existent. The Atlantic looked like a lake from Deerfield up to Jupiter. No waves left at all. So I ventured over to Dan's house for a couple rum and cokes and to begin planning our trip to Costa Rica (Playa Grande) and Nicaragua (San Juan del Sur) in July. A 10 day surfing trip. I can't wait!

Still Stoked
4 Apr 2005
After yesterday's session, today would just be a bonus but it's not looking anywhere near that so far. Surfline is calling for 2-3 footers but the cams look fairly small. I'll keep an eye on it throughout the day and Ramil's giving me the report around 3. My only concern now is dead high tide is 5:18pm, just about the same time I'll be getting in the water. Now I just hope the swell holds up.

More Daylight
4 Apr 2005
Anybody get completely screwed up by the time change this morning? I love it, more daylight after work to surf. Now I can stay on the beach until almost 8 (that's if there's surf to ride).

Whoo hoo!
3 Apr 2005
Holy shit, 8ft waves in Delray! Easily over head high on the outside sets. No need to venture up north for the swell. I caught three outstanding rides on probably the biggest waves I've ever dropped in on, as well as several other wipe out rides. Talk about putting a smile on my face. I was grinning from ear to ear like a little kid!

Happy Happy, Joy Joy
1 Apr 2005
Well folks, I'm outa here! Have a good weekend and stay out of trouble. This includes you Diana. Just kidding. Let's see if I can manage to do the same.

April Fools Day!
1 Apr 2005
That's right, today's the day to watch your back for anything suspicious. Trust no one! Check out the top April Fools gags of all times.