It’s Friday the 13′th

Posted on February 13, 2009

friday-13thYou should all be terrified. Why, I’m not sure – we’re no where near Crystal Lake and it’s been over 200 years since the Salem Witch trials so I think we’re good. Don’t hold me to that though, I’m sure there’s still a ton of stuff that could go wrong today.

I’m sure by now you all know where this paranoia comes from. So far I’m going to keep a positive out look on the day, after all I am officially an Ophiuchus, the 13th sign of the Zodiak. My sister will tell you different but hey, she can be a Sagittarius if she wants.

Regardless, it’s Friday so have a good one everyone. Friday the 13th happens again next month….

Burn After Reading

Posted on February 12, 2009

Burn After Reading

Finally I was able to sit down last night and watch this movie. I’ve had it since the weekend but I’ve been so busy with other stuff it’s been collecting dust.

Overall a pretty good movie, right in line with Fargo. Very dark and pretty funny. The ending was interesting but I’m not going to tell you about it. Lets just say my buddy didn’t like the end but I think it wrapped everything up nicely. Well, most everything.

It may or may not make it into my video collection though it strikes me a movie that would be funnier the second time around.

Check out the movie site for more information. Burn After Reading.

The Swear Jar – We All Need One of These

Posted on February 12, 2009

My buddy DiFulvio posted this little gem on Facebook this morning so I thought I’d share it here. Hey, Valentine’s week we all need good laugh. I think single or not we’re all a bit stressed the f*@k out this week and need to relax a bit and enjoy.

WordPress 2.7.1 Is Out

Posted on February 11, 2009

Wordpress

Not that many of you guys care but the latest version of WordPress is out. If you’ve upgraded to 2.7 the update is automatic. Love this stuff.

Valentine’s Day’s Almost Here…

Posted on February 10, 2009

…and all I gotta say is “Fuck Valentine’s Day”. If you’re like me and single, here we go again folks. It’s time for that grim reminder we’ve been unable to find someone in our lives that can put up with us, or doesn’t make us want to club them upside the head each time they ask a stupid question.

Eh, screw it. There should be plenty of places to get bombed on Saturday loaded with like-minded people who hate Valentine’s day (or are there to pick up the next Mr./Mrs. wrong in their lives). You all know where you’ll find me.

Here’s some fuel for the fire….

1. Firebomb all the Hallmark card shops you can find. The greeting card industry created this “holiday” and the most effective way of ridding ourselves of it is to destroy it at the source. Greeting card shops sell primarily paper goods, and will burn quite efficiently.

2. Gather a large amount of sympathetic malcontents together and declare February 14 as a Day of Hate. Ridicule those who are less fortunate than you, refuel old ethnic hatred while encouraging the hate that already exists, explode an advertising binge of misanthropy. Be sure to be extremely vocal so as to get the attention of the media. Break lots of things with reckless abandon. Carry placards with catchy hateful slogans, such as “Hate Is Great”, “Have You Exploited Someone Today?” and “Fuck Love”. Hit the malls and be sure to torch all the greeting card shops (see (1)). This will have the positive side effect of destroying the malls where today’s vacuous youth, extremely vulnerable to advertising, run rampant like a bad case of hives.

3. Upon coming in contact with aforementioned amorous starry-eyed couples, proceed to exclaim loudly to either one, “Why didn’t you call me! You told me our passionate night together was only the beginning?! Who the hell is *this* cretin? Don’t you know that s/he could never love you like I can?! You’re coming with *me*!” Etc., ad nauseum. Be very animated, and feel free to physically get in between these two clueless sots. To be especially effective, do your research ahead of time and seek out certain couples. Learn their names, their habits and lifestyles, and capitalize on this. By ruining their holiday of love together, you will be adding them to the ranks of bitter V.D. malcontents.
- The Alt.Suicide.Holiday Valentine’s Day Survival Kit

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