Over the past week there’s been a rash of robberies and thefts…in my building! Yesterday Matthew found out his car was stolen from the lower garage. It’s behind two separate security gates! A handful of cars that were either unlocked or the sunroofs were open were also rummaged through including Zack and Dina’s cars. What the hell is going on around here.

The police arrested some asshole who was breaking into cars in another downtown condo building and they seem to think he (and probably his friends) are the culprits.

There’s still no clear guilty party and we still don’t know exactly when they stole poor little Matthew’s car. Hopefully the security cams in the garage can shed some light.

In the meantime there’s not much I can do to keep my motorcycle safe in the garage. I guess my only hope is they’re too retarded to know how to ride a motorcycle. I always lock the front wheel to the left so unless they break it, they can’t ride it out. It still doesn’t keep them from lifting the damn thing into someone’s truck but at least that’s a bit more of a mission. I thought about getting Lo-Jack but that’s like a grand, which I don’t have right now.

I say bring back the nightly security guards in the garage. Otherwise we’ll have to do a neighborhood watch program of some sort. Time for some vigilante justice.