The Not-So-Famous (but should be) “M” Redneck Rating System

Posted on August 25, 2009
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Redneck

Not sure why this popped into my head today (probably the DMV) but I thought I’d share a not-so-famous rating system my buddy Sam and guys at WEBN ( a local radio station in Cincinnati ) came up with a very long time ago.

The “M” Redneck Rating system.
First off each M stands for one point so here goes:

Mustache
Mustang (car)
Mullet
Monte Carlo
Mother’s Monte Carlo (2 m’s)
Marathon (gas station) sunglasses
Metallica t-shirt
Muscle Car
Motley Crue t-shirt
Marlboro Red cigarette hanging of his mouth
Marlboro clothing (anything will do)

So by this scale you could potentially run across an M-8 or better. I know there were so many more I forgot to add but it’s a great summer time game to play at ballparks, monster truck rallies and Lynyrd Skynyrd concerts.

So call ‘em out as you see ‘em!

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