Ok, so not much happening in the news right now. No surf in the near future so I’ve been spending more and more time in they gym. I found this yesterday and thought it was pretty funny so I thought I’d share. Enjoy!

<strong>These are our (Men) rules!</strong>
Please note.. these are all numbered “1″
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It’s like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!